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The top 10 reasons Santa needs a VA!

Becki Noles
Posted in September 21st, 2005
Published in Personal

With the holiday season fast approaching, a few VAs were contemplating why Santa Claus needs a Virtual Assistant. If you have anything to add, please comment :) .

“The top 10 reasons Santa needs a VA!”

10. If Santa had a VA he wouldn’t be in such a time crunch to get everything out on one day.

09. If Santa had a VA he could have someone proof read his list, because a second pair of eyes verifying who is naughty and nice, is crucial.

08. I hear that elves have a labor union, so if Santa had a VA he can eliminate all the red tape.

07. If Santa had a VA someone could keep track of all his contacts, I mean it’s not like toys grow on trees.

06. If Santa had a VA he could sell his music CDs so that they are available year round instead of just November and December.

05. If Santa had a VA maybe he would not have to eat his cookies and milk on the run, he could relax a little and spend time with Mrs. Claus.

04. If Santa had a VA the reindeer food could be dropped shipped to his location.

03. If Santa had a VA he could start shipping his products out rather than making personal deliveries.

02. If Santa had a VA all of his speaking engagements could be taken care of well in advance.

And the number one reason that Santa needs a VA, is because the world is changing, he has got to have a website!

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